It can apparently affect hair...

I totally agree that Ward's actions make it a much different and much more difficult case than mine. In my not-a-lawyer opinion, you'd have to have a lot more information available (track history, safety records) to decide if there was a chance in hell to get any kind of judgment. But, you never know, you could go to…

I totally agree that Ward's actions make it a much different and much more difficult case than mine. In my not-a-lawyer opinion, you'd have to have a lot more information available (track history, safety records) to decide if there was a chance in hell to get any kind of judgment. But, you never know, you could go to…

I was actually on a jury for a civil suit over a motorcycle racing accident. The racer sued the organizer of the race and the owner of the track for not having any padding or barriers to keep him from going into the concrete wall at the spot where he crashed, as well as not having someone with a fire extinguisher near…

MILWAUKEE-Asked child in restaurant: "God, did you hear about Santa Claus?"

If your team's a dumpster, Crennel's the perfect match.

"Can you guys give me a little fuckin' space?"

He showered them with insults.

I give you this morning's post-Taco-Bell-12-pack dump.

Calling that a horseshit apology is an insult to horseshit; I'm pretty sure horseshit could do better.

I have the "Anything you can do, I can do better" song stuck in my head now after this GIF.

If Kirk Minihane was 15 IQ points smarter, he'd be Forrest Gump.

Red Bull gave him wings, just not where he expected.

WELL FLICK YOU, TOO, CLINT.

Ron Burgundy does look totally different without the moustache.

Pictured: Early screen test showing Don Johnson playing Crazy-Quilt as a fourth villain in Batman and Robin. Ultimately rejected for being, "Too over-the-top."

It's rare to see a creampie/golden shower combo performed out in public.

After the chocolate factory closed down, life for the oompa-loompas took a turn.

Typically you have to pay good money at a freakshow to see a woman with four boobs...