Alexis Sobel Fitts
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Deputy editor, Jezebel
3/15/20
9:54 PM
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Biden and Sanders are both dodging the question of why they’re failing to attract specific groups of voters (Latinx for Biden; black voters for Bernie) by leaning in to who they are attracting. Would be so much better if they spoke to the potential weaknesses of their campaign and vision/ gave some answer to show that Read more

3/15/20
9:11 PM
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There’s a difference, I think, to what Sanders is promising—gender parity within his cabinet—versus what Biden is promising—a woman VP, a black woman Supreme Court justice—which is a form of tokenism. 

3/15/20
8:43 PM
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“I haven’t accepted a contribution over $2,800,” says Biden. Because that’s the limit, buddy. 

3/15/20
8:38 PM
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Kudos to Dana Bash for directly addressing that these men are both in peak coronavirus danger zone since they are both...very old. 

3/15/20
8:29 PM
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“It’s gotta be solved with an emergency need right now,” says Biden. Gestures wildly. Something about tools. 

3/15/20
8:16 PM
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This debate feels like Norwegian slow television, except infinitely less soothing.

2/25/20
9:22 PM
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Pete has been waiting all night to give his anecdote about doing basic training in SC. 

2/25/20
8:25 PM
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“We went back 40 years and we could only find 3 people who said that they were uncomfortable.” Uh, concerned about Bloomberg’s math.

2/19/20
10:30 PM
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For years I played a game called the “Bloomberg” game where you pick out five houses where you would live if you had unlimited resources with which to buy five houses, like Bloomberg. Apparently this game was a lie. He actually has six homes. 

2/19/20
10:01 PM
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A thought: There are people who will be voting in this election who are younger than Bloomberg’s heart stents. 

2/19/20
9:47 PM
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All the candidates give Mike a wedgie until he agrees to let everyone out of their NDAs.