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Came here to say this. Instead I am just gunna...

Tom Brady killed Cecil

After carefully mulling this over, Roger suspends you for 8 games because, in your words: “we’re chalking this up as a coincidence.”

I love that I’m alive during a time where there is a public platform for an NFL player to call Scott Fujita a “dragon ball z name ass bitch”

I’m totally on board with the idea that shaming women (but not men) for having threesomes, tensomes, sex, oral, etc., is ridiculous and needs to stop.

For everyone: a Dallara suspension part breaking is not an aero kit issue.

can jalopnik start a sub website that lists all of the open track days at every track in the usa. please. need this.

not everything is trying to be a Miata. My ST is 3,200 lbs and feels pretty nimble.

That reads like a Childish Gambino rap.

The Top Gear USA haters were right. Upon contact with Tanner Foust, Top Gear died. RIP in Peace Top Gear :(

Ripe for a Gillette sponsorship...

Coincidentally, "You lovly coaches are most likely mad about that," is how Jay Cutler starts off his letters to the Bears organization every offseason when they consider ditching him.

Suing a journalist over an anecdote will prove to everyone that Eric Lindros isn't a dick.

though it's odd that there needs to be a policy for human sympathy.

Michael Keaton was in The Other Guys playing a hapless police boss that quoted TLC lyrics all the time. Funny movie, but he ain't picky.

"Actually, analytics refers to a type of bug that lives in your butt."

*crises

John Oliver is doing a damn good job over on HBO. I mean, that show is SO good!

You can almost hear the champagne corks popping.

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