Specifically, a take that the author may not even necessarily believe himself, that’s overly controversial and borderline offensive for the sake of being clickbait, because nuanced takes don’t attract attention or views or replies.

Of course, some people are very stupid and think this epithet gets applied to things…

Jim Belushi and...

For when the One Sports Network comes

I guess I can’t blame someone for failing to taste the difference between shit coffee and shit coffee.

Jerry Jones admires this show of leadership.

“Why is this crazy asshole thanking a sports marketing company?”

With all this destruction, the campus police are going to have to start releasing some of the less violent offenders because their cell count is too low.

Alternate theory: Hawk Harrelson put it there.

Seconded. I’m 6’7 and not even close to skinny. I lived in China for 3 months and used a shower that appeared to be designed for a 12 year old. I could not stand up straight ever and extending both elbows at the same time was not possible. I dried off in the shower every time and my tower never got wet from the walls.

When she kicks you out I bet you'll stay at your sportswriter friend Oscar's house, right?

I suggest naming him W. T. Frackman

Still better than UTEP’s new mascot.

Weak article. And woefully incomplete. Martin has a long way to go with his Dave Margary knock-off, “Why your conference sucks”.

It’s a shame that in today’s America, we lack the compassion to deal with mental illness. Clearly anyone who feels so passionately about an entity that didn’t exist six months ago that he’s willing to fight others, including the police, deserves our sympathy, not our derision.

The New Age Outlaws were all terrible people.

Joey Counts?

Leave it to an MSU grad to not be able to decipher the first goddamn paragraph.

[insert MSU grads can’t read joke here]

“so I can only assume this is based on reader voting”

It’s not a shitty, worn down field, it’s “distressed”.