Blows my damn mind that people actually thought a 70+ year old man, who has been exactly this way all his life, and got elected acting the same way, was somehow going to change once he got in the White House.

I AM BENDER, PLEASE INSERT GIRDER

I assume the reason Atlanta didn’t develop things on the parking lots like GSU is doing is because the Braves wanted those parking lots and got the revenue from them.

Looking forward to his Twitter name moving to BIG CHIC JEB LUND

They need someone to pitch out of the pen to blow the games the prospects start in case they’re good right out of the gate.

We’re still owed more from the Sammy Sosa for George Bell deal. Karchner for Garland didn’t make up for that one fully.

Any time someone I interview gives “I’m a perfectionist” or “I’m a workaholic” or something like that as their worst quality I want to punt them through my window.

Sort of a variation on Werewolf, which is probably a variation on yet another one of those types of games.

It’s jumping up, grabbing the rim and bending it for absolutely no reason so it’s fucked for everyone else.

To be fair, Kevin Na doesn’t need a super hard course to screech the pace of play to a halt.

The fairways are as wide as anything they’ll see all year. If you still miss, you SHOULD pay a severe penalty.

The ball runs forever on a lot of the holes. You’re going to see some 400+ yard drives on the 18th this week.

We already played them in the US only days after the election.

Eh, the old Dark Horse Smells Like Weed IPA was pretty close.

Counterpoint: although the courses you see on TV are quite difficult, even the ones the pros kick the shit out of like TPC Deere Run, it is still awesome playing them as a 15-ish handicap. Haven’t played Pebble (which is a reputedly a 5+ hour round because it’s so freaking gorgeous and everyone takes tons of…

Nothing some nanobubble snake oil bullshit can’t fix!

I’ve improved on negging by removing one of the letters, which automatically means it better, but the women don’t seem to like me flinging a couple hard-boileds at them or my “over-hard” jokes

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

As an endurance athlete, Rich Roll never gives you up, or lets you down. He might run, but won’t hurt you.

And you’re really, really asking for that to happen with a heavyweight fight, where you have to know it could be over quickly with the bombs those guys throw.