#CUMONFEELTHEMOYES

These turkeys are gobbling up windshields left and right

I can’t complain too much with the defensive stuff, the normal back line would be Johnson-Cameron-Brooks-Yedlin and we had exactly none of those guys available (Cameron was there but probably not available, certainly not for 90). That’s always going to create issues in the back.

He looked like the supreme overlord of pitch framing in comparison to the other guys the pitchers threw to last year though, especially compared to Navarro

Obviously the caveat that it was a must-win, new coach, etc., but they’ve faced must-wins or something resembling it in the Hex before and they have never, ever put up a scoreline like that.

How did you get anything out of them without them trying to charge you a stupid amount of money for it? That office is notoriously a pain in the ass for FOIA requests.

The goal is to lose games. Just put Avi Garcia in center already and let’s really have some fun.

Hey now, Rowand really was an excellent defensive centerfielder, which along with an intermittently decent bat is how he put up a couple of 5+ WAR seasons and one near 4 (best Pods ever did was about 3 his first full year with the Brewers)

The grass is always greensboro on the other side of the bubble

Everyone sure seems to love John Beilein everywhere he’s been.

Still better than the artificial surface at the Saprissa

Not even that - he went an hour still saying insane shit, but dressing it somewhat less insanely.

DAMN YOU, SALAZAR

Irrelevant to your well-played joke, but when I first started working, I worked with a guy from Argentina. He was mentioning the restaurants he goes to and I asked him what were Argentina’s kind of standard dishes, like tacos and Mexico or poutine or backbacon and Canada, chicken tikka masala and the UK, etc.

Isn’t just the Big 12 refs, the Michigan/Minnesota game Sunday night got TV Teddy’d. Amongst piles of phantom fouls in the game, there was a lovely sequence where Michigan was called for a phantom foul, then Ted T’d up Michigan’s bench because an assistant got up to go talk to players at the end of the bench.

Not to mention that guy started his whole question with “my community doesn’t think your anti-Semitic” and Trump took the whole thing as an attack anyway.

They were doing a The Music Man halftime and he assigned her one of the famous songs, minus 7 trombones

Unless you’re using that single-ply tissue-paper public bathroom stuff, 3 squares folded of something like Charmin Ultra is plenty (maybe 4 on wipe 1). Hell, with some of those good TPs, if you use much more than that per wipe you’ll clog the toilet with the paper.

It wasn’t Vick you guys, it was some guy named Rod Mexico

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