Sure does look swell, Clark.

Counterpoint: When Daniel was with the Chiefs, he twice eliminated Phillip Rivers from the playoffs in what was otherwise a meaningless Week 17 game for himself and that deserves some extra cash flow.

Chris Kluwe just keeps getting sadder and sadder.

I mean, if that’s what you took away from that statement, then ok, I guess. 

This is exactly what I typed into the comments here before I realized someone beat me to it. *facepalms

Jeez, this is so awkward. Didn’t know we were supposed to do introductions.

MAH WAAAHF (also a lawyer)

Ok, so I wasn’t the only one who felt like that was written by someone pretending to be Irish and their only view of what Irish people are actually like is based off two or three Flogging Molly songs?

Extremely Andy Williams voice: “It’s the mooooost wonderful tiiiime... of the yeeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrr!!!”

Yeah, I’m usually on Deadspin’s side of stuff like this - and always appreciate the snark, regardless - but this is one rare situation where I really do kinda wonder if the player in question is the one who got fucked over? Just too many things don’t add up when you look at what we know to have happened. Who knows?

To be fair “innocent until proven guilty” has never been in the NFL’s playbook.

Cool. Another insufferable “Well, actually...” guy.

Anyway, I’m betting Paul’s dead...

I have no allegiance to the Lions, but I’ve always said that Sanders is the only player who I could just sit and watch hours of highlights and never get bored.

Had a buddy convince me to take a red-eye on a trip w/ them earlier this year. Never. Again.

Belichick’s secret finally revealed.

2/10

Counterpoint: I know someone who’d be quite attracted to Cousins.

Bol

I’m almost certain that he is going to build his followers and then the big reveal is that he’s promoting some sort of Daily Fantasy product of some sort. It’s not coincidental that he just logged on the week of the 25th anniversary of the murders.