Overcharge customers, force arbitration, clear a profit.

The phone that they had to give up their social and numerous other personal info in order to get in the first place. He wasn’t helping them “steal” any phones.

Yeah, same. I was all “You go, dude!” until that stuff.

Yeah this line stuck out as a glaring pot-calling-kettle type of situation.

“millions of dollars while he induced young workers to choose greed over ethical conduct.”

Black Panthers tried that. Didn’t really work out so well for them.

Lets be real: When a house is built, and you move into this brand new house, there are no tools there. You have to bring your own tools. So literally any tool is not permitted. I’m trying to understand how daft someone has to be to make up a rule like this 

Well, they only tell you where you can and can’t put your dick and what you can and can’t put into your body, but other than that, and anything else they can come up with because it’s in the Bible, they are totally not controlling anyone.

Meanwhile in conservative states:

Yeah, tell me how conservatives don’t try to control people. Really, I need a laugh today.

First, it was the HOAs, and I didn’t care because I didn’t live in an HOA....

“What have you done to make the world a better place?”

This is really bad news for the future of democracy. If social media platforms like Facebook won’t remove falsified video then we’re about to enter a very dark age where it’s impossible to know what to believe because there's no way of separating truth from falsity.

Not if it’s full of superionic whisky.

But if you put more than one chip in the glass, Scotch purists go nuts.

Ooooh, that was a cold ass diss.

Also

So edgy and yet so wrong.

Actually Sega hated the way they designed Sonic for the movie. There are tons of articles about it.

“As the car drove toward the median, it did not break”