A brilliant, laugh-out-funny response to that florid, masturbatory, and almost painfully un-self-aware Ian Mackenzie HuffPo piece:

Anyone have any advice for combatting resting bitch face in a professional setting?

... Doofenschmitz desperately trying to draw attention away from the fact that he claimed that Jeb Bush’s children can’t be Latino because Jeb is white is comedy gold.

OK, I have had it up to fucking HERE with dudes who decide they know my dog better than I do based on 10 minutes of observation.

I love these people.

The main page is big on animal torture stuff this evening. Probably best to avoid if you find those kinds of stories as upsetting as I do.

So there are new tenants in my apartment complex who have a huge German Shepherd that appears to be extremely aggressive.

Over the last several months, the city I live in, and particularly my neighborhood, has been seeing more and more coyotes. I saw one myself right in front of my building a few months ago, and multiple neighbors have reported sightings. They’ve eaten some local cats, and I’ve heard stories of them snatching dogs off…

I also kinda sorta might have spent WAY too much time this week reading Jonah/Dan slash and obsessing about how they really just need to fall in love with other already.

In the one of the more bizarre things I’ve ever seen, the theatre I just went to had twice as many men’s bathrooms as women’s. The theatres are arranged in one long row with the lobby in the middle. There’s a men’s room on each side of the lobby, a men’s room halfway down the building on each side, and a women’s room…

An interesting thread on the whole “rape kittens” phenomenon — i.e., responding to articles about horrible things with cute animal pictures, happy stories, etc., in an attempt to make yourself/everyone else feel better (note: the comments are on a Jez article about some truly horrifying, nightmare-inducing shit):

Sitting in LAX, where I’ve been since about 7 a.m. because of all the hype about insane TSA lines.

that the radiology department just contacted me saying they need to do follow-up imaging after my mammogram? They couldn’t give me any information, but it’s definitely not just a redo — they want to do a few different types of images and it’s going to take an hour and a half.

Things I have done in the last four days:

Someone on Gawker is arguing, dead seriously, that Jon Stewart retired because he was too scared of Hillary Clinton fans to make fun of her on TV.