Sup, bro
Sup
I saw Pain & Gain today
Was it good?
It was okay
What did you think of The Rock?
I think…
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! exits

Danke.

I think you mean Dreyer's Vampyr, friend.

It seems like everyone except the Dissolve staff liked Birdman. I do not believe you needed to be un-stoked in the first place.

I know. Why do you think I said top 3?

F For Fake is a top 3 Orson Welles film, and I shall not accept any disagreements!

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I do not understand. Where is the part where you talk about a cousin who is making $1411 per hour by working on a website?

You people are weird.

http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Weird part is that her plastic surgery does not look bad at all. It just looks like she re-enacted Face/Off with someone.

Was months of praise not enough?

I think the more appropriate question is how, when, and why did people start interrupting our conversations by discussing "Basic Sandwich?"

But if you die, then how will you be able to experience these things? You have not really thought this over.

Ellie Kemper smoking and acting like a badass somehow ended up making her more adorable.

Well, I did spend the past few weeks living in a law office without permission, but that is none of your concern.

I would prefer not to.

Top five favorite French directors?

Denmark>Sweden
Italy>Great Britain
Germany>Great Britain (although I admit I'm biased with this one)

There seems to be a lot of movies being released this week! At least 14, according to the AV Club reviews from Tuesday onward.