I’m confused. Does CNN no longer report on facts anymore?

Nah man Megan just isn’t that great of a writer.

He’s a DJ or sound engineer as they prefer.

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

Indeed it is - I think you’re just the second Kinja-er who has caught the reference and asked me about it over the past couple years. Freaking sweet band.

Honest question: did anyone else not have any body hang ups about their barbies? I was a major tomboy growing up, so my poor barbies spent most of their surviving earthquakes (bed being viciously shaken), tornadoes (hurled out of tree), floods (....boy, my mom was pissed about that one), generally being all around…

Maybe they will hire me to walk around town in my ham cosplay.

I was actually up in MA for Thanksgiving and I saw a news report that was really interesting: someone in law enforcement pointed out that if you’re high you’re impaired and you shouldn’t be driving, but unlike with alcohol there are no limits, and even if there were the testing is notoriously unreliable, and even if…

Oh fuck off. Go tell kids santa isnt real while you’re at it.

I think it’s a feat to have managed a full dirtbag on thanksgiving day. I’m grateful for the distraction.

Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

I’m from Ireland, and I’ve been reading Jezebel for years. This website and it’s commenters have given me more of an education than my actual degree did. I read every single article and discussion leading up to the election and I was with you all this week while you hoped and cried and despaired and swore. I read…

Because you have no grounds to critique anyone else’s art because your endgame is cynicism and distrust..

She is the best. I am glad to claim her for my team. I loved her on the Big Gay Sketch Show on LOGO.

Stand your Ground is for white men. There was a prosecutor in Florida (IIRC) who explicitly said that the law shouldn’t count for domestic violence victims.

This law will come in handy since Polish condoms are made out of old Ocean Pacific t-shirts.

I am so glad she found someone else. Her case helped to give my wife and I equal rights.