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Here’s hoping that the Canes play Neil Young’s “Old Man” while plopping Cherry’s face on their jumbotron.

Great article, but you missed an important point. The new ownership team has embraced the franchise’s past.

I think this guy will have no trouble getting his vacations from women now, assuming he ever did before.

A disappointing choice by Foegele, but this series has been pockmarked with nasty-ass physical play, even before Ovechkin’s beat-down of Svechnikov. Not surprising that Carolina retaliated, though: Svechnikov and Martinook are out, and I expect Brind’Amour himself to be walking through downtown Raleigh with a

Agreed. #MeToo is following a course similar to the French Revolution: a legitimate movement getting hijacked by the power-hungry, only to burn out, disintegrate and reinforce the Old World Order. The public will become numb to all of it.

I honestly don’t think it’s about Biden. It’s about what #MeToo has become.

The book issue is so easy to solve. I have done this:

This is almost sumo wrestling, so Andy Reid would win a few bouts due to sheer inertia.

Many also can’t even prepare food at their advanced ages. (Meals on Wheels, anyone?) Laugh now, but you and I will find it hard someday to bend down and move a pizza in or out of an oven.

When I visited Vegas for the first (and dear God hopefully the last) time, it reminded me of a scaled-up version of the Stanford Prison Experiment, except that the prisoners had no clue about their plight.

Seconded. Making a decent pizza crust is not hard. In the worst of all cases, you can buy a pound of raw dough from a place like Trader Joe’s if you’re too lazy.

There’s a magic word that works with kids:

Obvious as hell, but still necessary. Take your star.

Retirees eat that shit up (literally) because it’s cheap, and the place looks sort of inviting.

If you listen to any podcasts, at all, do check out Gilbert Gottfried’s Amazing Colossal Podcast, especially episode #182 with guest Jerry Zucker.

Nah, he’ll choke on his own vomit. Or someone else’s.

Heh....

Contra: grappa goes very well with espresso. Add a bit to the demi-tasse before you do your coffee shot.

No, it’s psychotic.