Don't women generally have more important things to consider when pregnant? Like, uh, the fact that a human being is going to come out of your vagina?!

Totally! You should have received your official Baby Eater card in the mail. Maybe it got lost?

I went to a theatre in Australia that always put an intermission into the movie and served fresh baked cookies during the intermission. You could smell them starting about ten minutes beforehand. Magic.

But babies are delicious! I know this because I am an atheist, and therefore eat them for breakfast.

Or the moment when the tennis player's skirt is flipped up!

I think I love you.

I ruined a Snuggie that way.

Oh my sweet, sweet delicious Diet Coke... I could never quit you! Which means there are many countries that I couldn't move to anytime soon. When you almost have a temper tantrum because none of shops you're going into have even heard of Diet Coke, you have a problem.

Of course! What kind of purse cake is your favourite?

Yeah, they at least could have showed us something! They showed us Dent's face in the second movie so it's not as if it was to spare us from showing something disturbing. SO much backstory and they didn't explain that properly.

I was actually surprised and impressed by Anne Hathaway as Catwoman. I also agree with her being the only consistently compelling character. The movie dragged quite a bit and retold the prison story a million times.

Word. What's the point in attending otherwise? Or maybe you can bring a big purse with your own slice of cake inside just so you don't feel like you're missing out?

I read the same thing! I have no excuse, as I have already had coffee today.

So true! I don't think I met anyone who didn't have problems at some point. I did meet one person who did just decide to drink the tap water though. I thought he was an idiot. Apparently his stomach did get used to it, but there's so much more to it than that! It does make things more difficult when you're…

I love explosive diarrhea stories! Mine aren't that exciting, as I have never shit my pants or had to run to shit in the woods or other special places. No, just lying in bed in my underwear, drinking water fortified with that godawful rehydration crap, running down a couple flights of stairs every fifteen minutes to…

I've used a Steripen and there seemed to be no difference between when I was using it and when I was just drinking bottled water in regards to explosions in my pants, so that was a win for me. The only problems I had were with the batteries.

I have to admit I've been a duckface offender, but that was actually years ago and now that it's so popular and reviled I'm trying to avoid it. It was more of an, "I'm drunk and want to look like I'm kissing the camera" thing.

YES! I volunteered for a community for a while and they tag me when they post about events happening there. "There" is in Ecuador. I am not there anymore. I cannot attend these events or pass them on to anyone who is currently in Ecuador. I am not in any of these pictures, which are often advertisements for whale…

Oh lord, I am NOT looking forward to the day when that starts happening for me! Everyone seems to be getting married right now, so I'm sure that in a couple years this will happen. And I'm not a fan of children, although they can be quite cute and I suppose with pictures you don't have to interact with them and can…

That sounds delicious! I could eat my weight in sushi every day and not get sick of it.