Oh so many stories, can I share two?

If this is a ploy to sell more issues... I'm sold. When is this shit coming out???

Well that's certainly one way to simplify the issue.

So I guess I missed something; what is "rapey" about Blurred Lines?

Slightly off topic but: why do people have to be idiots for not seeing some dumb movie you like? Having a bad day or something?

I don't get it. No matter how you feel about Ayn Rand, this quote is pretty harmless. Why did they pull it?

Someone posted this in response to a story on Gawker today, but it certainly fits here as well.

Oh I LOVE The Worst Witch! And I've also only just realized that Fairuza Balk has played a witch twice, which by itself makes her the most badass witch, even if actress Fairuza Balk is not actually a witch. (Plus, Fairuza Balk is such an awesome, witch-y sounding name.)

Somebody, anybody, please show me what Satan's butt looks like, I am so curious.

I am totally getting baked and watching The Craft later.

Lindy, why do they keep giving you the weird eating assignments?

Corey Haim. Still kind of obsessed, actually, even post-mortem. (And this pic still gives me inappropriate dreams.)

Oh, but Cybil Shepherd makes it all worthwhile to me. I love her brand of comically evil - she was the best as Martha Stewart. Somebody really needs to put her in a movie that fully takes advantage of her ability to be awesomely campy.

He was always socially liberal on things like gay marriage and abortion, but there were a lot of issues on which he was conservative and always considered himself a "conservative libertarian", I believe he called it. I actually used to be a big fan of his back in his Dennis Miller Live days, before he became a Fox…

Lol, I've always been into freaking myself out in movies - the freakier the better (also: the campier the better). But I can't handle real-life scares: for instance, were I actually in a machine that simulates tumbling uncontrollably through space the way Sandra Bullock does in the trailer, I would probably cry like…

“He can’t be really mean because we’re kids”

Alas, Dennis Miller was never a Democrat.

So I guess he's based his political opinions on his financial situation and nothing else?

I absolutely feel the same way, which is I will be first in line to see this in Imax 3D, the best way to freak myself the fuck out.

Thanks for getting involved way after the argument has run its course and offering nothing new or insightful or helpful to say, but I've said all I have to say on the subject. Why don't you and your new buddy go off and have this discussion on your own, I'm not interested in feeding someone else's attempts to…