We'd have all wanted that moment with Paris Hilton but Dave was allowed to have it. We love Dave for this.

D'uh. Everyone knows that.

you're not going anywhere… turn it around….

True story: During the preview run for "West Side Story's" original production, they show played here in DC. During "Maria", as Tony sang "Maria, Maria, Mareeeea" my former father in law announced very loudly "would you just answer him so we can go HOME?" Being asked to leave isn't part of that anecdote, since it's…

Such a wholesome pair to view a show with the song Greased Lightnin', which features the lyrics "the chicks'll cream" and "it's a real pussy wagon." It's one for the whole family. There's a chance those lyrics won't show up on the Fox version.

I'd watch that on Pay Per View and I'd have to get cable to do it.

vealthursdaytip.

Of course that's a thing that happened. Like Doctor Whore and Sasha Grey's Anatomy (I just looked those up. I did SO.). Rule 34, my friend.

He's a great example, too. His Daily Show appearance after Steve Irwin's unfortunate accident was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. http://bit.ly/1Mq4yYi

Everything Norm MacDonald says is funny because he says it in Norm MacDonald's voice.

Oh, brother….

I prayed to him before the game and we lost. The other team prayed and they won. He doesn't like me and likes the other guys better. I'm not giving him a break.

You need to lower the sense bar, my friend.

You know… Jared Fogle is the scum of the earth and all that. And his lawyer was providing a vigorous defense, which is what an officer of the court is required to do. But this doctor? For no reason other than the money, Dr. John Bradford of Ottawa invents medical conditions that don't exist, violating both the…

I think there should be a Velvet Underground cover band who dress like the characters from Scooby Doo. They could be the Velma Underground.

No. Because you're an amateur drummer who, while a nice guy, couldn't keep a beat.

Least interesting? Nigel. No one even remembers him.

lol… i just made another comment about this… you can see what i'm obsessed with lately…

Gasp… you mean… the Wrecking Crew did all the playing on their best records?

At no place do I say it's ruined for me. I say it's ruined for the generation after me. For me? Shit, I can spend a day just listening to Ringo drum and listen to him move from Sun records style to a style that includes a virtuoso imaginative use of tom toms.