Is Amazons use of “associates” also an attempt a psychological manipulation, to make their employees feel like they are not just an employee?

At a certain point you really have to be impressed at the right’s inability to field politicians who haven’t committed heinous crimes in the past.

To answer the question posed by your headline: Because Michael Cera hasn’t been relevant in at least a decade.

Who the fuck is Pete Davidson?

Can he be disqualified for being the kind of nebbish creep who keeps calendars for 30-plus years? That’s some serial killer shit.

I legit thought the tattoos were photoshopped on. Especially that “Xanarchy” one on his forearm. He looks like a less intimidating Christopher Mintz-Plasse.

He’s the kid’s lawyer. It’s literally his job to be diplomatic about the jackass he’s representing, regardless of how appalled he may or may not be by what the kid said.

And yet they say Jezebel is the worst part of Gawker.

If I gave a shit about New York, this would be crushing.

The most entertaining aspect of the DCEU is definitely Warner Bros. repeatedly falling on its face trying to ape Marvel Studios.

They probably didn’t want to shock their audience of tired olds with actual comedy.

Don’t drag Melissa McCarthy into this! This land monster’s racist-as-hell post was hilariously terrible, and Melissa McCarthy has never been anywhere near anything that could be described as “hilarious.”

It’s suburban Louisiana. If you expect them to be anything but racist white trash, I’m not sure you’re familiar with the region.

I’m sure it’s happened before, but I don’t know that we’ve ever had such clear video evidence of it.

Yes, racers are geared up for the crash, but that’s probably irrelevant. Have you ever heard a lawyer in a case where a cop has been shot argue that it wasn’t attempted murder because the cop was wearing a bulletproof vest and thus was unlikely to die if shot in the torso? Personal protective gear has exactly zero…

You’re reading the remnants of Gawker, a company that collapsed due to repeated wild allegations against an extremely petty, extremely rich homosexual vampire. If you’re looking for intelligent journalism, this may not be the site for you.

Even with the lowered expectations of post-collapse Gawker, this is some useless writing.

Ha! No. He’s just scribbling “memes” all over it. You’re giving this dipshit too much credit.

I guess when you write for the shitty ruins of Gawker, the only people you can punch down at are unknown political cartoonists.

Did Nicki correctly point out that “Kulture” is a fucked up name to saddle a child with?