Part of me wonders if the defence lawyers are just like “fuck, they’ve got him absolutely bang to rights, but we have to defend him to the best of our whatever, apparently, so let’s go with whatever bullshit keeps him out of actual prison?”

I’m hoping it’s something really fucked up. Like video of him putting his dick in a lobster or something.

Broke? You may as well call the sun wet for how fucking off base that insult is.

What does this have to do with black people?

As did I, but how in the shit do you get THAT high? I’ve done a lot of drugs in my day, and have never been fucked up to the point where I couldn’t figure out where I live.

I don’t understand how you walk into a house that isn’t yours. Assuming she didn’t get massively high during her shift and/or her shift wasn’t 30+ hours long, how is a mistake like that even possible?

What the hell is a “master of divinity?” Can she resurrect the dead?

Wisconsin really is a little slice of Alabama that broke off and floated up to hang out near Canada, huh? 

also, trump is the white trash response to obama.

This is a monumentally stupid comment. You should win an award.

But that his aides are intentionally subverting his decisions undemocratically is in some ways even worse.

You’re a fucking idiot. Please never breed.

Not surprising. Clinton conspiracy theories WAS mainstream conservatism in the 1990's. continue to be mainstream conservatism.

Shit, me too! I bet there’s a solid business plan somewhere in the $1 Nazi punching market.

It’s like after that shitty Obama article they pushed Hamilton Nolan’s terrible take machine in the direction of all this union shit to keep him away from the important political news that he’s terrible at.

Fuck you. Fuck you and the broken down nag you painted white and rode in on.

Damn Monique, it’s like you’re trying to fill Hamilton Nolan’s shitty take shoes. 

You’re going to have to be more specific on which despot you’re referring to.

If there’s any redeeming aspect of our ongoing national nightmare, it’s watching the rats eat each other.

Since when do high schools have sororities?