Dammit! I was hoping it was a number of other popular YouTubers. While I’m for the death of any YouTuber, I have no idea who this is.

Am I a child or do I have a wife? Am I racist or am I filled with white guilt? You’re all over the place. Could you at least keep your insults straight? 

That was predictable. Sorry, but you stopped being entertaining a while ago, so I’m done punching down. I’ll let everyone else in the thread take their shot at you.

Now you’re just being lazy. It’s clear that you’re easily trolled, but trying (and failing) to troll me in return is just a terrible idea. But hey, your ego won’t let me get the last word, so let’s see what dumbass response you come up with this time.

Only white people spell correctly? And use proper grammar? And capitalize words? That’s some deeply racist shit. I’d think a “real nigga” like you would be more sensitive to the plight of black people, but then you throw them all under the bus as illiterate.

Wow. I got under your skin without even trying to troll you.

I also pointed out that you’re an idiot. But I’m guessing the myriad people pointing out how dumb your original comment was have  already made that point crystal clear.

That’s such a stupid response, I’m not even going to bother to address it.

Remember when I said you should grow thicker skin? That wasn’t an insult. It was a kindly suggestion. You’re too fragile and illiterate for arguments with people who can spell and use proper grammar, and all your whiny bitching is great evidence that you aren’t the “real nigga” you desperately want people to see you…

Do we want a bunch of gender studies and liberal arts majors with no real job skills paid for with taxpayer money?

You’re smart enough to become a teacher but not smart enough to realize that you were dooming yourself to a lifetime of poverty? I appreciate your devotion to educating the young, but that tiny paycheck is on you.

True, but images of the two of them lying in bed together are pretty damning.

Nah, that’s all kinds of bullshit. She mentioned Bourdain to elicit sympathy. Nobody else was going to drag his corpse out of the ground.

See, there’s this thing called context. You should look into it.

This is the correct answer.

Oooh, that IS good! I’m jealous I didn’t think of it first.

It’s kinda hard not to. I just wish Rafi could’ve come up with something better. Like “Pecker To Blow His Load All Over Investigators” or “Pecker Fucks Trump.”

And suddenly we have a new frontrunner for whitest possible name in existence: Geye Hamby!

Grow thicker skin, bitch. Again, remind me why we’re supposed to believe your screenname is anything but a desperate attempt to compensate for your pathetic, waste of flesh existence?

They really should’ve been a dead giveaway. Nobody with that kinda money wears Crocs in public unless there’s something very wrong with that person.