That’s not much of an answer to a legit question. You work for the least-respected sub-site in the ruins of Gawker. You could at least make an effort to elevate your content. Or are you proud of somehow being less meaningful than Kotaku?

Mmmmm. Oh god yeah. Right there. That’s the stuff.

Mind fucking blown!

On the other hand, Miller made Mad Max Fury Road, so it’s a wash.

So, it’s Republicans and that bag of shit Chuck Schumer. Do you have any other examples on the D side of the aisle, or is it just that asshole?

Fuck this lady and everyone else who wants to tote dogs around like they’re babies.

What a cunt.

Good for them! Everyone should get the fuck out of Oklahoma. While we’re at it, let’s completely depopulate the Midwest and the South. Leave those areas for the MAGA chuds who somehow see value in huge swaths of land populated solely by window-licking stereotypes.

Wait, are you actually complaining about Steam hits that are now mobile?
Wanna bitch about sunlight next? Maybe complain that breasts are too attractive, or that puppies are too adorable?

Finally, the 2D side-scrolling crafting game Terraria, which we already knew was coming to Switch, is slated for some time later in 2019, which is funny given that it’s also the game that’s been out the longest (since 2011) out of everything shown in the info dump.

Aw look, somebody just discovered how capitalism works!

It also gives nerds something to feel elite about. They love that shit. (See also: Star Wars, Marvel, everything)

That ended a few months ago.

“Padded slides” is a very diplomatic way to describe an elderly woman’s house shoes.

Guess I’m done watching Twitch. Somehow, I don’t feel like I’m missing out on much.

Are you being sensitive? Yes.

I take back that bit about it being “undefinable.” It’s her gums. She’s got too much of them.

In her favor, Chelsea’s personal brand isn’t nearly as toxic as that of her mother. That said, she’s still got all the Clinton baggage attached to her, and she’s kinda weird looking in an undefinable yet unsettling way. America may be ready for a female president, but it’s not ready for one who isn’t immensely…

I believe it depends on your internet speed. I’m on fiber and full episodes start playing pretty quickly.

Fuck! The sole reason I have Netflix (and not, say, Hulu) was the lack of ads! At least Amazon Prime Video is still free of advertisements.