... and for goodness sake's, if you're offering to pay for the dress, in part or in full, do not threaten to withhold the money if the bride doesn't pick out exactly what you had in mind.

I'd prefer a team of oxen, personally.

"To get here I had to take my skirts up and clamber through the snowdrifts"

Yeah. It sickens me that somehow "black men" is a crazy taboo fetish...should I ask my friend if she likes double penetration since obviously she is way " out there" in terms of having sex with her black husband? Yeah, they just had their second kid and are trying to pay down their mortgage, but their life must be a…

Straight white dudes fear the black guys. I've seen all kinds of dicks so I don't get it, there's not an anaconda lurking in every black man's pants just like there's not a turtle dick in every Asian's pants (all dicks are reptilian or terrapin in nature, btw), but guys think that if a woman sleeps with a black man it…

I enjoyed this article, but no offense, I wouldn't title it an interview. Francesca only seemed to have a minimal part in this story.

Oh God, fuck these people.

Guys, don't have sex in the middle of your dogs. That's weird.

Pure photoshop, I guarantee it.

I think this might be the first time I've seen all of you in photos larger than your tiny avatars.

What the fuck, it's Monday again? HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!?!

I grew up when all these diseases were rampant. Polio was still around too, but I got my first dose of vaccine in second grade. They were awful illnesses. Why any parent would want to risk their child potentially having any of them if it can be prevented, is beyond me.

And if they are too young to be vaccinated, keep them away from kids that aren't.

Yup. Herd immunity is like a nice, snuggly security blanket that covers those whose vaccines have worn off in the period before they realise they have worn off, those whose vaccines never took in the period before they know they never took, those who are too young to vaccinate and those who have immune system issues…

And before anyone brings up the fact that some of the people who were affected were vaccinated: 1)vaccines like the MMR vaccine aren't 100% effective but are damn near close and 2) they would've never gotten measles if those who weren't vaccinated were initially vaccinated. That's what herd immunity is.

It's a small world after all

Yeah, exactly. I would see the money and immediately worry that if I kept it, it would be coming out of somebody's paycheck. Somebody who works at a Burger King and is about to get fired either way.

Nothing irritates me more than the "we have to preserve the sanctity of marriage and the family" argument.

Funny, whenever I actually find a porn clip with condoms, I feel like I found the jackpot. I like my adult media to include obvious consent and condoms.