I was going to say vet tech, but a vet tech is more equivalent to an RN than a CNA.

Well, like calling an assistant a vet anyway. Calling a dog groomer a vet would be more like calling a beautician a physician.

That's what I figured- a CNA or LPN. Which is an entire solar system away from being an NP! It's like calling a dog groomer a vet o.O .

Any time someone talks about whether or not the terrorists have won, we've all lost.

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

"Save your protest energy for more important matters, like wet towels on the bed."

It does, actually. I mean, it still makes my eyes hurt, but at least I don't have to believe that such a moment ever existed in physical space and time. Thank you!

This shitfest is on C-SPAN right now!!! Donald Trump's trying to convince the crowd that he's prez material.

Let's convince her it's possible to be president of the moon. Because you know she'll believe it. And she's just greedy enough to want to rule a planet. (Kidding, kidding. She's just greedy enough to pretend to want to rule a planet for all those sweet political donations from dummies who also believe it's possible to…

Really Disney? How many orphans have you made? You could have at least done a Wall-E and showed some "possible" climate rehabilitation.

Do you have any advice on how to find the right gyno? I got lucky randomly picking someone off the list of covered providers, but I don't want to have to count on that when I move next year.

Yes I know that was sort of my point ;)

He is the epitome of a dumb person who thinks they are smart. The fucking epitome. I am dumb, but I know my limitations which means I don't get caught looking like an arse like this prick.

Sorry to hear about your trauma, but that is awesome that yours was short-lived. I really don't know what "caused" my condition; I honestly think it's just related to my anxiety. I definitely think people need to discuss vaginismus more and be more open about it. I suffered for years before even knowing what the…

YES YES YES AND MORE FUCKING YES. though i feel lucky to have known by 19 what was up, i spent so long thinking there was something wrong with me. sex hurt, tampons hurt (no longer, just initially), and the doctors i saw gave no fucks. i've always been a highly proactive person so i sought out a doctor by my home who…

i'm pretty sure I have this, but I've never had any luck getting a gynecologist to listen to/ believe me. Any ideas for gynecologists/therapists on the Boston area?

No no. He's a Randian. Therefore he's an "I" doctor.

An eye doctor who chooses to not be certified, because regulations for people who perform life saving/life threatening surgery are stoooooopid.

That's because the word "friendship" was never used in any Rand novels. After all, friendship has no intrinsic value like cats.

Babs is quite a bit cooler in general than almost everybody gives her credit for.