OH, FOR...

YUP. My grandma is the sweetest, kindest old woman I have ever met. The only time I ever heard her swear (aside from "damn") was when one of those schools sent her some shit asking for a donation.

WOW YOU WENT THERE

Holy shit. My mind is blown.

Okay, ALL of my childhood just flashed before me and still, I have no idea what these are. It's as if they haunted my dreams as a child. WHAT IS THIS FROM?

It's "U"SC, also known as the University of Second Choice, or the University for Spoiled Children. So, no, it's not a University as you understand the term.

As a trans woman invested in owning a vagina, literally (monetarily) and figuratively (emotionally), and physically (yeah that one is obvious), I find this silly. If there are issues with the play, then add some monologues about SRS vaginas. I think that would be awesome.

The only badass scary dude ever named Bob was the guy on Twin Peaks, and even he knew better than to try to go by "Master Bob."

I was going to post a picture, but searching on Google Images managed to freak me out. So creepy.

Is it somehow not clear to you that this particular dude would have been a total monster who was a threat to everyone who went into his dungeon? Because it's pretty clear to me. I seriously doubt he murdered his wife in order to become a good dom who respected his subs and did the training necessary to avoid…

So if he told all of these people, why didn't any of them tell HER? oh the humanity

Eagerly awaiting the leaked email of Cool Pope telling this guy "OMG STFU"

Starred for admitting that that pizza is the worst.

They've installed fake cameras in front of their house to deter any more vandalism.

JWP. (Jesus would puke).

At this point my dick is fully retreated into my stomach and my nuts were following close behind.

The mental image I have of what a dick turned into a flower or a fish would look like is quite amusing.

I was thinking a good cover job would be way better. Removal is super painful, very expensive, and has fairly unreliable results from what I've seen.

I hate to be that guy, but as a tattooist/pedant, it's a tattoo machine, not a gun!