That fact you are scared to drive basically should disqualify you from having an opinion, but I like that you did note some solid reasons though why teens get in more accidents.

Oh boy! Let me take the bus to work! Oh wait, my city doesn’t have one. Let me ride a bike to work! Oh wait, it is 110 degrees out and it is a half hour ride. Maybe my mom will take me? Oh wait, she’s at work. In any case, I do pay for my own insurance, gas, repairs, my car, etc.

Not sure who picks what gets cross-posted, and yes, this *technically* is a story about cars, but generally speaking I am of the opinion that the words “Full disclosure: I am extremely afraid of driving and do not have my license” should disqualify a post from getting onto the Jalopnik front page.

Yes, if you buy the right tools.

This car seriously had all the makings of a Nissan 370Z, Ford Mustang and Chevrolet Camaro, Infiniti G37, etc competitor. If you only look at the spec sheet, this car had everything it needed... but...

Bernie Sanders would have made SURE that absolutely every American got a Ford GT.... not just the Wall Street bankers.

Yeah, I mean, when a track bro show up in their stock as hell 911 Carrera S wearing a full suit, it’s a little ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. But when you’re making a 225 MPH attempt in a 1,700+ HP GT-R.. OK, it’s time to break out the serious kit.

Boycott covering the Sports event that shall not be named!!!

I can’t wait to see one with black rims jacked up tailgating me on the highway. Very excite.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_57…

Because snitches get stitches. Or, in the case of GM, molded plastic stitches.

It did win the Academy Award for Best Movie Ever Made.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

Call a doctor, your sense of humor is broken.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

A Dodge Shadow by itself isn’t much of a car. It’ll get you where you’re going, and that’s about it. But the CSX-VNT is a pretty cool ride. It actually doesn’t look bad. Very 80's, but that can be a positive if you prefer your cars on the boxier side.

This was recorded on the bridge just after he passed.

If you have enough packing peanuts, the possibilities are endless!

Weird, there’s a lot of saucy text that you cut out of Jill’s statement:

[Touches envelope to forehead]