Come on, one of the aliases couldn’t be pizza or Comet Pizzaria.

Is the FIAT 500e not a fully electric car?

As a person who drives in this region I can tell you it terrible. Here is the apparent checklist for driving in the rain:

Will it work on my dick?

Will it work on my dick?

My mom used this trick on me it worked. Also at $42 for 50, it’s not even saving much if any money off of picking them out yourself. And there are sure to be some crap ones in the bunch.

If only Wayne Brady was there to choke a bitch.

Hey man theres a rumor going around Twitter that you died? Are you alive?

You are not on the older end of being a millennial, you’re pretty much in the middle.

At least he’s old enough now were he probably isn’t sporting a tiny erection.

Problem is soon in CA it will be illegal to touch you’re phone while driving. Making the touch screen/buttons more important. I wonder who was behind that law? Hmmm

Astros weren’t done after just the statement. They have since announced that Brooks has been traded to the Atlanta Braves.

Forgan Mreeman

Same creator and some of the same writers are involved I believe

What the heck are you talking about infield imbalance and only one shortstop? There’s only one shortstop because the right side of second has a first basemen and a second basemen and the left side would only have a third basemen. Do you even watch baseball bro?

I think this will start happening. I’m thinking this year and next will be “peak shift” and hitters will start to adjust.

Can't wait for the giant floating ass to get here and drop off my shit!

Pretty messed up for his teammates to come running out and put a sweatshirt on him.

I'll settle for waking up NEXT to Katy Perry.

To my very untrained eye I would have to guess that’s not the bed that’s going on that frame. The rear wheels arent centered in the wheel well. Looks like the wheels are about 1/3 of the diameter away from the front of the arch.

Looks like they would have better luck if the all went on a Trek instead.