But does the Orc drink spoiled milk?

Somebody save me....

We’ve seen positive and glowing early reviews from terrible non superhero and superhero DC / WB movies before. Grain of a salt-shaker, people.

Get the cheese to sickbay.

So we’re going to let the entire news story go without explaining what *actually* happened. Pudding brains.

No need to open the tomb. Santa is white. We all know he’s white. Everyone is white. White white white. Watch my new show. Please. I’m not racist......white.

Wait until you see Jeff Goldblum’s moon base.

This is what happens when any birthday clown celebrates in Gotham.

Kurtzman and Orci, the Donald Trump of science fiction writing.

I just want to like the things that I like.

Of all the things that was wrong with Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Ford’s age was NOT one of them. It makes for a lazy criticism and an easy joke; if you want to make the case that the trilogy was a better set of movies and they should stop before they dilute the series entirely, make that argument but let’s not…

Joker’s Flying Wing From Batman-Superman: World’s Finest

I just can’t get excited about either of these vehicles. The gorilla AT-AT looks like Brundlepod.

Are you referring to the soundtrack song? Because that’s Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin.

Three seconds into the video I saw Snooty looking up at me and I just couldn’t go on.

This headline photo looks like an audition shot for Sheldon Cooper.

He got better.