Well, having just repeated this comment to my female friends / comic book movie fans, let me just repeat to you what they just said: “What the fuck more does anyone need? More. A LOT more.”

What do you mean “you people”?

I don’t even see it being marketed heavily to guys. For a summer tentpole, it feels more like a neutral September afterthought movie, a marketing cousin closer to Spawn or Monster Trucks.

But....what’s the plot of this movie? Who is the big bad? Why should I care about Wonder Woman as a character? Why is the ground blue? What about this movie assures me it won’t be another BvS? Have the trailers answered any of these questions? If hype is simply seeing a gender juxtaposition from something I saw in…

We get it, you don’t like Danny Rand, and we’re going to beat the Murdoch is a bad attorney trope into the ground.

Horses aren’t good for spinal injuries, Finn.

Do you have to update it every three minutes for the latest Windows software that failed to patch the latest bug it is susceptible? And does that mean installing Norton AntiVirus, a program so robust it eats 3/4 of your memory that you can’t even visit a webpage or send an email without significant delay.

I just hope after meeting with the Oracle, finding the Keymaker, defying the predictions of the Architect, and defeating Agent Smith while blind, Sully finds time for love and maybe a rave or two.

Decepticons! Retreat!

It was bullshit. Unless you like tiger strikes, nothing happened. Next.

Hollywood: Afraid of large breasted actresses since the modern era.

La La La

Episode 11 may surprise you.

It tells me that I should start reading books instead of watching shitty movies.

You know what is counter to science? Clinging to old ideas when countered with new concepts and evidence. I’m all for nostalgia but if you’re demanding Pluto be a planet you’re on the border of also being a flat-Earther.

With the way Ben Affeck has been feeling lately, maybe it’s Batman: Suicide Watch.

An Earth related cure-all is also known as a Panagea.

Unless they can resurrect Nimoy’s voice as well; Quinto sounds like the Simpsons fast food fry cook.

Oh for fuck’s sake!!!!! Are we really bringing back a theme of dying to this show? We had a season finale in a cemetery and in a morgue, only to pick things up and have the Doctor stuck in his own will.

Star Wars: The Social Network. Han becomes a smuggler when a teenage girl rejects him. Lando is his best friend until after he steals the Falcon from him, and cuts him out of his fortune that was built on the Kessel Run win. Han meets Chewbacca at a dinner party after he develops Napster.