How on earth am I supposed to carry ladies and gentlemen? I’m not a fucking bus.

This is why you carry, ladies and gentlemen.

It looks like he fought...

Perception is a major element to your personal success at a company. Showing up in a clown car does you no favors. It makes you look boyish and inexperienced.

The STI was never this silly and at least has some real pedigree. 

Exactly. By styling it this aggressively (disgustingly) they have effectively limited their target buyer to teenage boys.

It’s hideous. Sorry. Too much going on and insanely boy-racer.

How so?

I did 145 in my Saab 9-5 once and didn’t get caught because I did it in a rural area with no other cars in sight. Does that make it okay? Not really, but most men attempt something like this at least once in their life.

It’s an SRT 4, none of it is that surprising, not the speed or the douche nozzle teen behind the wheel.

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

Because the government can control what you put into your body, no matter what you think.

Yeah, everything looks great with this car. Except the wheels. And tires. And the wing. And the paint. And the interior. And the ground effects.

Not loving the wheels, but otherwise, absolutely awesome.

You can do it but it’s more difficult. I get the sense they really wanted the space for that haptic engine. And my pet conspiracy theory is you get the outrage this year to avoid it for iPhone 10th anniversary edition.

If you’re going to go Bentley.... Go for gusto. TURBO R OR BUST.

You may be disappointed.

Unashamed to admit I watched the entire video just so I could spot the sideways MK1 TT Coupe. I own two. #futureclassic

So, I did a quick bit of math and here is what I came up with

I’ll still take the mustang with it’s 8k redline