“Hey, uh, you suck and I was wondering if you could give me a few words on how you feel about sucking.”

saving this for future use in all things forever. do you have a source because omg i love this. THAT DAMN FOOL RICHARDS COULD NOT HAVE DECEIVED ME IN THIS FOUR CIRCLE CONNECTION ATROCITY, HIS HUMILIATION SHALL BE COMPLETE AND ETERNAL

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

It’s becoming increasingly clear that men who make this kind of life-long commitment are basically unhinged. Oh, and he’s a priest too.

BMW’s generally survive for just 10-12 years before being scrapped. Most BMW repairs require the whole engine bay to be disassembled to access some hidden chamber where the broken part lives. So they get scrapped because labor will cost more than the car is worth.

The 757 uses one of the Skydrol fluids for the brakes. I’m not an engineer, and it’s been some years since I’ve flown it (777 is my current type), but it was generally considered very unpleasant stuff. There are many variants (Skydrol is a brand - not an actual type of fluid and there are quite a few products used by…

New VW slogan ideas:

“Volkswagen TDI torque NOX your socks off!”
“VW TDI: Nitrous is standard. Lots of it.”
“The Golf TDI: now with guaranteed smog passage for life.”
“The VW SportWagen TDI with Fender Audio: loud enough to drown out the cries of Sierra Club members on your next outdoor adventure.”
“The Jetta TDI: because…

What do you mean he’s in custody? I thought it said he didn’t belong to the Rays anymore.

3,000 miles away, yet still the closest he’s come to a champion sheep.

This is complete fabrication. Goodell is not a flaming liar; he in fact has never been on fire. Not even in NBA Jam.

I’m getting sick of all of these issues revolving around sexual orientation.

The article conflates two types of anechoic chambers: electromagnetic and acoustic. The chamber shown and discussed in the article is an electromagnetic anechoic chamber, with walls designed to absorb the great majority of electromagnetic radiation over a wide frequency range. Usually the walls of such chambers are…

Y’know, this is a dick move, but I support it anyway, because someone has to make a stand against the trophies-for-participation mentality.

Giving a last place kid a trophy for showing up is a form of public humiliation.

Finally:

The Slimfast and Forever Alone Package.

Seriously, why are these even stories when they clearly shouldn’t be? The only story within these reports about old tweets is that there are actually genuine real-life losers amongst us who actually dig through YEARS OF TWEETS just to see what a random player said about another five years ago. It’s just truly fucking…