My guess was “Ted Cruz.”

Maybe she can score a Depends deal. Alec ain’t getting any younger.

He had to have figured it out at some point but kept it up for the sake of appearances. Either that or he’s so narcissistic that he spends zero energy retaining anything relevant about her.

Hey

But it’s both streets ahead and fetch!

So how’s high the chances of her being another Tara Reade style sociopath?

he reveals so little of himself while claiming to be an open book

Great words from her but I dispute that this is “beneath the dignity of the people of the great state of Texas.” They keep voting for these idiots. This guy’s not some anomaly. Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, Jon Cornyn, Dan Patrick, Ken Paxton...this is Texas! 

No, no no no no NO!
Fuck that entitled piece of extreme white privilege shit. Rewind to when she was gloating about never going to class, insinuating that she knew her parents bribed her way in even though she said she never wanted to go in the first place since she’s a self-proclaimed “celebrity influencer”.
Oh but she…

“He feels that both his parents are being exploited and being presented in a false, simplistic way to make money.”

Well he’s deeply closeted for one, so. 

You’ll notice no one is doing comparisons on an 2017 Subaru Outback vs a new Ferrari/Lambo.

You and your friends are much nicer than mine. We just call her Hemorrhoid Mouth.

The only good thing about Mitch McConnell is that he will eventually have a grave for me to piss on.

1) Shit happens. Hit the eject button. Lot of fish in the sea.

Could be worse

I’m smizing at all of you right now. Can you feel it? CAN YOU?!

Chris Evans is the best Chris.

This is not, was not, will never be your fault, LW.