Wow I’m amazed. Our groups had a hard enough time trying to get female friends/love interests to even consider picking up the game, and yet like half of these stories are people actively sabotaging female players, or allowing them to just ruin the game. WTF people?!

My best D&D story (not heinous but amusing). Short version:

No thread of this sort is complete without a link to the classic Head of Vecna story.

If they have a bunch of large, leafy trees growing around the dealership, they are probably shady.

I think that a good third of RPG horror stories can be boiled down to "I was a female gamer and awful rapey bullshit happened because I dared to try to play D&D."

*Tarrasque waits patiently to be mentioned in a horror story*

*Tarrasque cried itself to sleep that night because nobody feared it*

Q: Exactly why does that dress need a belt?

I have to side with elephant on this one. If people in unmarked cars were constantly driving by and taking pictures of my children, I’d be pissed too.

“Like a good neighbor, state farm is there.”

- Stalin, to the Ukrainians

that statement is 100% for a mopar fan. I would be scared of corners too.

I want that.

I would happily drive the Porsche Zizek 9000, but only if it liberates me from my false consciousness.

I had no idea there was fan art dedicated to exactly what I want from these films. God, there’s probably fan-fiction to. Scrap what I said about another movie, I’ll go see if fans have already created the story I long for. I trust them a lot more than Scott.

His lack of body is ready.

Please tell me Lindeloff is as far away from the movie as possible. It’s his fault the movie sucked because he made the script of the last movie incomprehensible.

I’m way ahead of people on this one

For anyone thinking of crossovers. How’s this? It could give us the Dredd sequel we’ve been wanting.

I delivered pizzas back in high school in the 1990s when the only frame of reference you had was what you could remember from the giant map on the Pizza Hut wall; I don’t understand people that think anything less than Gmaps turn by turn directions isn’t sufficient in life. Check a map, remember the key cross streets,…

What is this “technology” you speak of? We have something better than my car’s 6 CD changer? After all it does read mp3 files!

I don’t really have a problem with having an origin story for properties that haven’t been seen for decades but they really need to stop having an origin story for properties that were only seen a few years ago.