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I’m just so tired

YES. SERIOUSLY. ALL OF THIS. I expected the media to be disappointing but their willingness to immediately take this tiny summary of a report seriously, coupled with making the jump to the take that “nothing” came off this is colossally irresponsible. Plus many of them are undermining the reporting done by their own

Can’t wait for the totally nuanced look at the details of a 300+ page report!

It’s really, really hard for me to come to terms with just how painfully fucking stupid everyone and everything is. And the media running with Trump being “cleared” is the latest reminder. I’ve even read the inevitable “smarmy liberal” columns about how we all wasted our time, blah blah blah.

Hey guys, guys... I bet when Trump’s followers learn that the Mueller report is not anything close to a wholesale exoneration of the President, but is actually an exceedingly complex legal document that outlines a staggering amount of evidence of wrongdoing on the part of Trump’s various organizations and teams and

He’s been a thief and a liar his entire life. He can’t tell the truth because he’s never know the truth a day in his whole fucking life.

4) Uber and Lyft merge into one mega company using robtors and AI to do the driving.  An AI is developed to control all public transport in the United States. After a perfect record . The UBLYT Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2020. Human decisions are removed. UBLYT begins to learn at a

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

It means he called the jerk store and they were out of himself. ‘Dammit that’s not it!’

You can pinpoint the moment where his heart breaks!

Uh, didn’t you guys get the memo? The Mueller report cleared Trump of all wrongdoing he’s ever done before, along with everything he’ll ever be accused of in the future. Anyone who says otherwise is a puppet of the MSM-deep state child pedophilia ring. NO COLLUSION.

UPDATE: Six hours later in her living room, she screamed and ducked for no apparent reason.

A sincere “Please give me my job back.

This is why, the older I’ve gotten, the more I try to avoid confrontational situations with strangers. Even when what the other person does couldn’t be more inappropriate and assholish.

Linda McMahon, seen here literally one second after inhaling a fly

From the reports on many of her videos, her parents were right. She was a bum student that needed the help only money and privilege can acquire to get her into anything north of a for profit trade school. For her next act, she should team up with Chet Haze and Bhad Bhabie to do a mixed tape and announce a college tour.

He’ll cut of america’s nose, to own the libs, then he’ll go on twitter to complain about the economic impact the closure the democrats forced upon the country... and his fans will love it. He will give them blood and circuses, and they will love him for it.

“next week”