THE Vera Drew?!

It’s so nice of her to offer to let other creative people work for her for free.

There used to be a website that answered this question every year, but it couldn’t stick to sports smh

As the current patron saint of incels and other horrible online people, the Joker isn’t somebody who needs to be rehabilitated or re-imagined, re-tooled for a new audience or re-booted for evolving sensibilities.

But that’s not the only point that matters from a legal perspective. There are other dimensions, like risk, that are also a part of the equation.

This looks like something my mother would have refused to buy me and I’m okay with that. 

All Abrahamic faiths, by definition, are based on a man who would kill anyone for God without question.

Who can forget “why not try cheating on your husband” and “oh he cheated on you, stay with him because you’ll need help raising your kid”.

*wipes a tear*

I just think he looks desperate.

Not gonna lie, Jezebel advice columns are always a hilarious shitshow of horrible advice, so I’m really looking forward to having something to mindlessly eat popcorn to.

I know it’s not nice to talk about people’s looks, but Jeffrey Starr looks like something I’d see in my nightmares. I have no idea what he thinks when he looks in the mirror, but he looks like he hangs people upside down from his ceiling, cuts their throats, and sucks down their blood to me.

Hi, we’re comfortable using that language with all of its implications. 

Nah, those 8 seasons are still the greatest TV show of all time.

Here’s the best one I got:

Blockbuster is going to stop carrying their dvds, to protest the streaming.

I totally agree. Cruise is an excellent actor and that’s a huge reason people can overlook his personal stuff. I have a joke with friends, when some of them start ripping on him for scientology, I just say, “Tropic Thunder”...lol.

You assume that interstellar travel is a huge drama (which it currently would be for us). Visiting Earth might be more trivial a diversion than you deciding to drive two blocks out of your way to gawp at the shops.

I know the whole scientology thing is gross, but talent-wise when the guy gets a decent director behind him he can be pretty amazing. He was unbelievable in Magnolia, and pretty great in some others like Born on the 4th of July, Rain Man, The Firm... and he was hilarious in Tropic Thunder. It’s like seeing Sylvester…

Realistically speaking, a successful prepper doesn’t need more foodstuff than everyone else. Just more ammunition.