
Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…
Deadspin does too much traffic to get Splintered. The brilliant executives wouldn’t kill a blog like Deadspin. That’d be like killing your politics blog during a heated election cycle.
*Piano music plays*
80s Pink Floyd was Terrible. “Wish you were Here,” and “Dark Side of the Moon,” are amazing.
Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.
The Grateful Dead were psychedelic cowboy jazz folk rock kings who kicked even more ass than their cool-as-hell art.
Drew, you’re off the hook on the D’Arby murder. According to Wikipedia he’s already “dead.”
I thought that was last year?
My in-laws got my wife and I an anniversary card for our 4th last week. It was a card for a lesbian couple featuring an illustration of a loving, lesbian relationship. Really had a beautiful message though. Turns out my father-in-law got it at Fleet Farm (this is in the Midwest obviously) as he was directed by his…
These men don’t have unsightly legs. Their legs look like a million bucks.
I am starting to think that maybe the Bears shouldn’t have traded up to draft Trubisky. I’m going to give him another week or two, but folks, this may end up being a little embarrassing for my favorite teams front office. Will keep you all updated.
I don’t really have skin in the autoplay video game - I keep the media volume permanently on mute on my phone because I know there’s shit out there trying to catch me out no matter which site I’m on (even the non-porn ones). But seriously, I’ve seen sooo many complaints about it. Please can you sort it out before more…
Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right?
WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.
Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze
Bruce Willis is dead.
Rosebud is a sled.