aaronfoley
Aaron Foley
aaronfoley
Used to do Jalopnik Detroit when that was a thing. Now just kinda here and there.
Aug 11
6

Just popping in where I can!

Jun 21 2019
1

This was beautiful, Mike. My condolences.

Feb 17 2017
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HOW DARE YOU?

Jan 13 2017
1

Should’ve been a Phoenix...

Nov 3 2016
3

Big difference between rap and country. Rap is ~40 years old and spoke specifically to black issues while using black musical samples. Country is more than a century old, was originally populated by black and white artists, and spoke to universal themes of human emotion. Read more

Nov 3 2016
5

OK, Darius Rucker is one. Let’s see if we can name some more that are 1. Still living. 2. Still active 3. Would warrant a performance slot on a major awards show.

Jun 17 2016
7

This movie came out in 1976.

Jun 17 2016
5

Should be the actual COTD.

Jun 17 2016
2

An American engine in an Italian body is definitely a metaphor for Diana Ross’ character being a stranger in Italy. How’s that?

Jun 17 2016
2

Wrong site. There’s also this whole women-can’t-achieve-without-a-man-leading undertone to the whole movie that’s definitely more Jez than Jalop.

Jun 17 2016
8

No shit, this is one of my favorite movies of all time. But nearly everybody in this movie was an asshole. Read more

Oct 1 2015
15

My best friend just broke up with a guy on the line at JNAP. So how soon do you need it? Maybe also some co-branding with Jezebel on dating while UAW? We’ve got options here.

Aug 3 2015
8

Don’t forget that at the end of the day, biz reporters don’t want to fuck up their access, hence why there’s never really objective reporting. Read more

Jul 15 2015
7

According to the complaint, Honda charged thousands of African-American, Hispanic and Asian/Pacific Island auto loan borrowers higher interest rates solely because of their race. Read more

Jun 22 2015
1

Purple monkey dishwasher.

May 15 2015
13

Oh, and the all-important “but can MILLENIALZ afford it” question.