This was beautiful, Mike. My condolences.

HOW DARE YOU?

Should’ve been a Phoenix...

Freshwater coastline is what I meant. http://www.michigan.gov/som/0,4669,7-192-26847-103397—,00.html

Longest freshwater coastline: http://www.michigan.gov/som/0,4669,7-192-26847-103397—,00.html

Big difference between rap and country. Rap is ~40 years old and spoke specifically to black issues while using black musical samples. Country is more than a century old, was originally populated by black and white artists, and spoke to universal themes of human emotion. Read more

OK, Darius Rucker is one. Let’s see if we can name some more that are 1. Still living. 2. Still active 3. Would warrant a performance slot on a major awards show.

“Who the fuck cares about Gawker?” — r/Detroit Read more

This movie came out in 1976.

Should be the actual COTD.

An American engine in an Italian body is definitely a metaphor for Diana Ross’ character being a stranger in Italy. How’s that?

Wrong site. There’s also this whole women-can’t-achieve-without-a-man-leading undertone to the whole movie that’s definitely more Jez than Jalop.

No shit, this is one of my favorite movies of all time. But nearly everybody in this movie was an asshole. Read more

My best friend just broke up with a guy on the line at JNAP. So how soon do you need it? Maybe also some co-branding with Jezebel on dating while UAW? We’ve got options here.

Don’t forget that at the end of the day, biz reporters don’t want to fuck up their access, hence why there’s never really objective reporting. Read more

According to the complaint, Honda charged thousands of African-American, Hispanic and Asian/Pacific Island auto loan borrowers higher interest rates solely because of their race. Read more

Purple monkey dishwasher.

Oh, and the all-important “but can MILLENIALZ afford it” question.

“How do you plan on competing with [really cool car that’s not competitive because it doesn’t have nearly as much volume]?” Read more

Basically every auto media scrum/presser ever, except they forgot the “Could there be a diesel variant?” question.