What are the stat bonuses for a full set?

You know what's even better than getting materials for a job for cheap? Not having to pay for materials at all and pocketing the difference.

At :46, tell me he's not thinking "All these GD bottles and not a single one is full of whiskey?"

And the price will be one MEELLION DOLLARS!

I always prefer an allusion to the classic:

Any G1 fanboy who thought Animated was anything but a love letter to G1 (especially after the cameos in Season 3), never really liked G1 to begin with.

I'm still waiting for Transformers Animated: Season 3. The first two seasons came out, then the third just...disappeared. Was rather frustrating when I was trying to educate my son in all things Transformers a few years back. Animated was the first modern TF show that captured some of that Gee One magic.

Death by snu-snu.

I've always wanted to kill a dragon.

That's not camera flash, it's "Shinji Glow."

Yo dawg?

Was confused by the lack of "squee" sounds coming out of my mouth, until I realized I was so excited, I'd gone hyper-sonic.

"...gruesome makeup and KY jelly"

I had that car...it's all plastic.

Joe Mad is leaving something unfinished?! I'm shocked and hurt!

Very interesting write up. I find articles where the reviewer isn't "reviewing" but integrating a piece of equipment into their daily routine to be much more illuminating.

Defecation!

Alright - how long before it turns into a Transformer?

"There are two different modes—'soft' and 'hard'"

So the splash screen has a cock and an ass?