Also, coffee milk is pretty great.

What kind of monster blocks ABBA?

Another day, another dudu.

Vomit now.

I’m surprised there’s no mention of the bitter controversy over whether “Gef” was pronounced with a hard G or a soft G.

1963 Wyoming doesn’t really seem like the sort of place that would have cared much about drunk driving. Cheney must have been one hell of a lush.

He walks it like he talks it--super cringey.

The Seattle Rushdies.

“You gotta try these, man! They’ll make you feel exactly the same!”

I never knew Subway had such high standards for potential sandwich artists.

The early seasons of Spongebob deserve to stand in the pantheon of great animation. R.I.P. ALS is a real (dolphin noises).

Why can’t you hear a Ptolemy going to the bathroom?

I didn’t know you could pay extra to hang out with Goofy’s son. That’s pretty cool.

If NPR and Vox are your idea of liberal, I don’t know what to tell you.

It’s too bad popes don’t still have cool names like “Formosus” and “Boniface”. 

Come on, 9 o’clock!

I feel like everyone’s overlooking the most important part of this story, which is that it’s apparently possible to study rap battles for a living. I’m kind of regretting going to law school instead of getting that Ph.D. in beefs.

It still boggles my mind just a little that “Heartbeats” and “We Share Our Mother’s Health” are by the same band.

Back almost fifteen years ago (holy crap) when I first saw this goofy little Jonny Quest parody, I never would have suspected that it would one day legitimately make me tear up multiple times in a single season. I can’t wait for season eight (although let’s face it, I have no other option).

Eh, get back to me when somebody does a song about Dr. Briefs.