I fail to see how it’s meaningfully different than what you see in traditional media outlets. Of course, your opinion may be that all video game coverage is garbage, Kotaku included, but we’ll just have to disagree there. Just because YouTube is full of low-quality stuff doesn’t mean there aren’t people doing really…

Right? You should probably just offer a trillion dollars for THAT contest. It doesn't matter.

I’m not surprised it happened. I’m surprised it happened so soon.

And if he doesn’t? Does it matter to you to focus on this part of his excellent review in hope to do what? call him out, insult him? stop worrying about what others find exciting. You sound incredibly bitter and pathetic. Let me guess xbox or pc gamer who wanted this game? ;p

I’m curious, do you expect us to try and convince you otherwise or are you hoping the developers will somehow read this and modify their game to your liking?

Going on the stupidest comment of the day list. Grats.

Only if you die....just like every other game...

Still in-progress, has not been fully achieved at any time.

What kind of idiotic reply is that? What does having kids have anything to do with him being excited about something? Don’t be that guy.

Way to shit on his enthusiasm.

I would never recommend this game to everyone, but I want to make sure the curious know it’s possible for them to enjoy it. These games have a reputation of being “hard,” which turns off a lot of people. It turned ME off for a long time, too. But I gave them a chance, and I finally understood why they were amazing.

Wow, that never happened to me. The Wet Nurse was a joke. Maybe I glitched?

No, the Wet Nurse has other movesets such as turning the entire arena dark and summoning a shadow clone to flank you.

Oh God. I’ve been carrying 99 insight forever...and now I’m on the last boss. Oops.

Do they remind you of Prometheus? :)

Players who literally can’t even should be able to literally even again.

“>90% of California’s water footprint is associated with agricultural products. Meat and dairy products have especially large water footprints due to the amount of water-intensive feed required to raise the animals. 4% of California’s water footprint is associated with household water consumption.” (PDF link)

Excuse…

I summoned someone to help me fight the three stooges. Am I screwed?

You play John Cleese in this?

I always called it Grand Theft Horse.