[Writes joke]

Rob Deer swings at that.

I'm convinced the only reason the NBA survives in 5-10 cities is the "free food if they score 100" promotions.

I guess you could call that an Un-Lucky Strike.

Landon Donovan is looking to defect

1.You will be a goddess in whichever sari you choose.

That must have been an experience. What was the most confusing part for you? The stag? Hobbs appearing on Will's porch to ominously whisper, "See"? Or just trying to figure out who everyone was in general?

I might just snap off Florida out of wishful thinking.

Is...is he trying to grow a mustache?

a "sensual design inspired by nature,"

Shouldn't the mods have dealt with this by now.

Best would be to find a friend with a base Impreza sedan who wants the big wing and swap the hardware.

because that's a thing, when you buy a car like an STi, fuel economy.

I continue to be shocked that anyone would cross-shop a Mustang and an STi.

Gee-golly, look at all those unsold Sevens. Lotus is just cranking them out and no one is buying them, and now they're left to rot in a field...

My parents have lived at the same house for about 35 years now. It's just off to the side from a dead end. They've had their mailbox on both sides of the driveway, and I think it's been hit around 20 times. They used to have an awesome one of a steel pipe filled with concrete, surrounded by 2x8s but the county made…

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