Nothing beats Vagisil

sometimes if the Umps are watching me real close I just put a little bit of jalapeno up my nose

Dammit I just opened another tab to save a Harris picture and you beat me to it!

Am I the only one who at first glance, read the headline as "the Clitoral Combat Ship"?

Yeah, that occurred to me as a possibility- the way the taillights are shaped, and the way the trunklid cuts into the bumper really looks like an SLK, but it just seemed a little too big next to everyone. Also, the cut of the side windows on the C-pillars just screams W215 to me, for some reason..

Alternate title: Thought Your Trashed Coupe Couldn't Look Worse? Guess Again!

God that is an ugly car! Did he really think that this looks good?

Do not be a tool. Take some time and fully box the frame. Install full DOM roll cage. Tie it into the frame front and rear. Solved.

I love how he is doing this right in front of his house

Courtesy of ShiftsAndGiggles:

You forgot the carryover of the 1982 C3's 700R4 automatic into the C4, C5 and first year of the C6!

20 years from now, the fact that it requires driven by a human will be laughable.

There are legitimate reasons why some people opt for an automatic transmission in their high performance Corvette. That said....despite ongoing improvements by GM the Corvette automatic has traditionally lacked the precision and control afforded by the 6-speed manual transmission. As an avid Corvette C6 road racer…

Channeling his inner Mulally?

That phenomenon is much more pronounced with trucks, but it increasingly exists throughout the marketplace. Look at midsize sedans - there really isn't a "bad" one in the bunch, there are some that are stronger than others, but none are terrible. The industry has changed markedly in the past several years.

Came to post this thank god someone beat me.

Needs moar of this version

I will embrace that stereotype, as I love macadamia nuts.