Enjoy in knowing that guy probably died alone with nobody around him.

However, since it is old-school and requires a link cable, you can beat the shit out of the person on the spot.

While most welfare recipients are honest, it’s the shatheads that ruin it for everyone else.

You must not have kids.

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!

i think you read more into that than you should’ve.

you aren’t missing much android people. I mean, if you’ve played rayman jungle/fiesta run, you kinda get the idea and i feel like those games had more levels. That said my 4 year old son lost his mind when he saw mario on my phone but his favorite games are minion rush and EVERY sonic the hedgehog game, so there’s…

I would say her actions were ignorant, not evil.

I also (sort of) get her comparison- not many mexicans drink Margaritas and wear sombreros but many tolerate it (or even expect it) at a Mexican restaurant or mexican themed celebration. Still she should know better...  

This is a woman who made a dumb mistake and once she realized her mistake she took appropriate action and apologized. But fear not, roots readers! There is still time to shame her for her transgression!

I love it (just watched the YouTube video).

Lee is widely regarded to be an honorable man who was respected by both sides, and I don’t think he deserves condemnation.

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

I don’t see Metroid on that list. Void.

PEEOTUS

You bought a console for a game without a release date?

If there’s enough lube, a condom, and enough enthusiasm, someone can easily end up balls deep with just one strong, addidental thrust at the wrong hole.

just RAPID FIRE IN AND OUT V V V V V V A V V - ..wha what babe why are you crying

Or you could just do work at work. Or tell your boss to fuck off cuz you got stories to read.

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

Do you know how to use the world “literally”?