It's in the ESPN Body (aka Buck Naked Athletes) issue. The ad also says "pure muscle". You could certainly debate the "why" of the ESPN Naked issue, but the ad seems appropriate given the context.

Not all. Check the...sideskirts

duh, HID.

AC is problematic because of electricity bills.

This stuff has always happened. I grew up in a small midwest town in the 80s-90s, my classmate would tell me stories of how he would sex his girlfriend while his homie hid inside the closet (seriously). After he finished, the R.KellyHomie would jump out for his turn, the girl was usually furious, but still went along…

That's a goddamn beauty.

That's fine, but it makes you actually use more gas in order to bypass the gas-saving feature? That's stupid.

Focus ST was the first car that came to mind.

You are obviously misinformed. The best way to hit clean is to wear a Phiten Titanium Magnetic Friendship Weave Necklace, preferably in team colors.

And yet the kid had enough time to grab his bags before deboarding. Must be a Chinese thing.

Looks great, but it's just not a big enough leap above my dash-mounted phone to justify the cost. It's also another theft-magnet to put away when parking.

I had them on my 1990 Jetta GLI as well. They were probably the single worst feature of the car, even worse than the hand-cranked sunroof. They weren't even really "automatic" on mine - the shoulder belt was just permanently attached to the door with a tensioner on the other end. Still had to do the lap belt myself.…

Fucking white people.

This happens for every single category on ebay, not just cars. Of course, the sad part is that people who are actually serious about buying have the fewest questions. The ones you harass you with moronic offers never even bid.

Anchower is like, a California or Oregon Bro. Dadboner is totally Michigan, man. And way less funny.

There is some stunning shit in that auction - James Bond's gun, Elliot's red hoodie, Dorothy's dress, Rambo's original knife, and my fave: full-size VINCENT model. wow.

I know it looks like a ghetto-charming '70s Sesame Street interlude, but it's far from easy to shoot that. It would require multiple cameras, or tedious re-positioning and re-shoots of action scenes. Editing it together would take a mind-numbing amount of time on a linear deck. Impressive.

At first I thought, "whoa that's a big one" but brown cocks just look bigger, that's why bodybuilders use spray tan.

How about the new Civic Si?

Fuck that guy and his car.