Not true. I have a great personality, I'm phenomenal in bed, and I appreciate a good Oxford comma. Also, you gotta let these hoes know about that cash flow.

Yes! Siphon the Snapchat user base! Kick Evan Spiegel in his shitty little balls! Make him rue the day he snubbed the Zuck and all those billions!

PUT TOILET PAPER DOWN ON THE SEAT IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS YOU MANIAC

You should pick only one toothpaste, and that is Colgate Optic White. (also buy the mouthwash)

I have good parents and they raised me to enjoy healthy foods. +1 white privilege. Suck it, fatty poors.

Shut the fuck up and enjoy the fish fireworks. You probably hate popcorn and friendship.

please make lena dunham stop, she's becoming increasingly terrible to look at. soon she'll just be a pasty, amorphous blob of nipples and bad haircuts

Only $206,000 left to reach goal and get this poor woman out of jail.

This game has frustrated me in three sentences of review.

No, I think he was terrified and that's why he kept the distance. He won because of his discipline as a pro fight gamer and his impeccable timing. He hit the first parry and slowed the pace like a champ.

I kept my eyes open when I crashed into your mom and never regained control.

Everyone always leaves Zach off the list and I'll have you know I'm a white as they come.

HAHAHA perfect use of that meme.

Which organization was this?