"As incredible as it has been to meet these individuals, I can now definitively state that Haliburton is home to the most incredible celebrity that I have encountered in my travels."

I want to know why they don't sell hotdogs. What fucking gives?

Not sure where to post this as I don't see a thing for tips, so I'll leave this here. A federal judge yesterday said GameStop could be sued for selling used games bc they don't have the same codes, and therefore features, as a new game. If this was covered I missed it. Anyway. Bye.

I do criminal defense and family law is fucking shady. It seems like the lawyers squabble until there's no actual cash left and then they settle.

Thanks for sharing a story with us which was about how your proposal wasn't memorable.

I was at the Dana Jacobson thing. It was amazing.

I thought this was a sponsored post.

*than

It's been like three years, do we really need to see another photo of Favre's nubby dong?

In all fairness, I bet the slaves were really hot.