Stumptown.

Stumptown.
I'm whipping out my pincers! Thanks for this laugh!
I'd also put Gone Girl in this overhyped/poorly written category of contemporary books.
Thank you! In a courtroom this would be leading a witness. Way to look for a connection WHEN THERE ISN'T ONE.
I own it too! It's the most delicious torture device.
What will his demands be to equal her desire to have kids?
Depends on who it is. Some people I ignore. Closer friends I give them a look and they go 'oh, right. I'm telling you what to do. Sorry.'
Name your kid Sophie/Ava/Ella/Emma/Olivia. Know what I think of you? You're really fucking unoriginal. I'm side eyeing every one of these lyrical/watery names when my bad ass (yet to be born or named) kid meets them.
The only time I've appreciated concern trolling while pregnant was when a woman offered to let me use the loo before she did. Because, man, I did have to go! Otherwise, STFU.
At six months pregnant- and nearly 40- I am tired of being talked to like I am twelve-year old who just fell off the turnip truck. Yes, I am capable of bike commuting safely- I used to race competitively. Yes, I am capable of lifting this object- I know my comfort level and am in damn fine shape. Yes, I can eat this…
Here! Here! I am six months pregnant and get the side eye for EVERY. THING. I. DO. that's not sitting, glowing and gestating. It gets old. Because you know what? Just because I'm pregnant doesn't mean there isn't work to be done and a life to live. And to your point: I don't get MAT leave, we will have to cover our…
That's a lot of gorgeous in one picture. Sheesh. SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US!!
I'm out of breath!
Well done, Mrs. Fletcher! You cracked the case!
I am okay with snark. But keep the name calling to yourself.
If those on Jez did their homework instead of these childish knee-jerk reactions regarding Hugo, they would see a man who fucked up Big Time. AAANNNDDD he turned his life around, he went to rehab, is STILL sober, joined AA (he's been open about his success due to working the steps), he's made amends and he makes…
Dear Ex,
Indeed! Any wintry herb works: thyme, rosemary, sage.
BUTTERNUT SQUASH GRATIN (easy)
I think you and I discussed Naguchi in GT recently? If not, it was someone equally awesome and willing to indulge my interest in necrology. And I've put Coroner on my to-read list! Thanks!