"I'm working on it!"

Remember it vividly because I was shocked there was a black guy who was into hockey enough to get seats right on the boards in the state of Colorado.

Not saying you're a douchebag. But it's funny how everyone isn't calling you a douchebag when VivaLaManual did the SAME EXACT THING last night on Deadspin. VivaLaManual is equally as douchey of a commenter and has a history of douchbaggery...but it's funny how no one is throwing up a comment of his douchiness last…

57 Minutes of perhaps the most exciting 0-0 game I've ever seen, followed by Rask whiffing on a wrist shot from outside the face-off circle. Great move by Datsyuk to move the play ahead, but let's get off of Tuukka's cock for a second - it was a weak goal.

I can't wait to see the NESN call of this video featuring Jack Edwards screaming "GET UP, DeKeyser!"

Use English, please....

Considering that your definition of "dominated" is a 3-1 record with two one-goal victories and the Wings have some REALLY major holes, including the most important position in the playoffs (Goaltender), I'm pretty sure it's going to be a short-lived triumph.

LaTeX is a mathematical typesetting package. Outside of the sciences, nobody uses it for their vita.

If you don't have a Ph.D., you don't have a CV. This is just a windbag resume.

Good, I've been meaning to talk to him about what a defensive liability he is.

"a podiatrist who specializes in sports sociology"

God Hates Khimki...

"remember the last time you laced up a pair of skates? Yeah me neither man"

Actually, I think it was because he was often drunk on-air. This can be easier to hide when you're heard but not seen He's a great announcer, but he loves his in-game beer.

Johnny Boychuk Gets Boarded Trips Over His Own Skates, And Claude Julien Can't Stop Swearing

Lange is in the Hall of Fame for his TV contributions - prior to being the radio PBP guy, he was the Pens TV PBP guy for over 20 years. Steigerwald was actually his color guy for much of that time. Neither of them approaches the absolute shittiness of Jack Edwards and Andy Brickley.

It doesn't even matter which one you're talking about - the statement remains true.

Agreed - the score did not accurately represent Canada's dominance. That being said, it is the only metric that actually matters in the game, and when one team is dominant but barely wins, it is typically due to great coaching overcoming inferior talent.

That response was much more sophisticated than I had expected from an angry midwestern millennial who lacks hockey knowledge.

If bringing a bunch of NHL second- and third-liners to within one goal of a team consisting of all the players who consistently lead the NHL in scoring demonstrates holes in Bylsma's system, then I would love to see what would happen with Tortorella's system...