Sounds like they would both benefit from a restraining order.

Denver needs to win a superbowl before Elway starts this sort of self aggrandizing talk. He's clearly putting the cart before himself.

I'm not sure kids being up late one night is exactly the problem in this story.

Yamaha OX99-11.

"We are proud to introduce the 2009 Acura NSX here at the 2015 Detroit Auto Show!"

MPGs? Really?

"Sorry, I thought you were black."

I wish Destiny had a pre-order bonus that included a story....

Long sleeve button down tucked into your jeans with a backwards trucker hat? KILL YOURSELF!

Next on the queue: Two missed holds on the Romo-to-Williams TD by Tyron Smith and Ronald Leary.

I'm nine and a half years sober as of six days ago. I quit drinking when I was 25. A lot of people said the same things you just said here. "Questionable maturity" "Likes to party like normal people his age".

Eco lights. Hands down, eco lights.

Aw, man. I love heated seats.

Nah.

Excellent. Now can they point out the apparently new rule that says it's OK for Dez Bryant to wander onto the field and debate these sorts of things?

Big thanks to Michael Irving for trying to complete each phrase as they're being said like he's solving goddamn Wheel of Fortune.

yeah but baylor beat tcu and msu beat baylor and osu beat msu and vt beat osu. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?! this same gripe happens every year from every fan. Please fuck off.

At this point in this increasingly apparent waste of a season for the B's, Jack having meltdowns is more and more welcome. Some nights, it feels like he gives more of a shit than the D.

Yeah, I wonder why Fahey thinks the guy should have opened it. Usually this doesn't happen with a reputable store and, as in this case, they are going to make it right if it does. Plus, I wouldn't think the store would let you open it before you bought it.