Nobody likes convertibles.

This. So much this. I like to play games on MY schedule, being a business owner and Father,and the way the make you adhere to their schedule of weeklies, and Xur only makes me think they knew their content was lacking completely, so they needed to DRAG out the GRINDING. The whole " ooops your shit outta luck this…

Destiny, a video game in which players roam the solar system getting angry at Destiny,

Not even a tiny bit surprised.

You said what I wanted to say, but I'll note with emphasis that "keeps you in the game" is a meaningless phrase that is used to justify dumb decisions.

It keeps you in the game while increasing the probability that you'll lose the game. If it's a guarantee that they'll make the field goal, you only need to believe that they'll score a touchdown more than 3/7 of the time from the 1 yard line to think it's right to go for the TD. Even a dog-ass garbage offense like the…

No sometimes people are just dicks.

I don't know, I think it's more conditioning on some levels. Some would likely be down to potential issues with anger, sure. But what he did has been done as a prank numerous times before, without "mental issues" being brought into it.

lovingly shoving a Heisman finalist under the bus

Have you ever just wanted to roll up a newspaper and smack someone with it? What's missing is me with a newspaper in close proximity to this guy. He's such a chuck of fecal matter.

I did the research for you: Veyron tires.

It's also a Bentley.

Oh, you want to play the game you've paid for? What a pity, it doesn't exist anymore. We now added some DLC, it's a complete new game now. This means you have to pay us again. Gosh Darn.

A game that is already hurting for reasons to keep people playing, taking one of those few things left, and locking it up behind a paywall.

Shouldn't they have gone to the vet instead? Sorry too soon?

Yep, you're right! I am definitely intolerant of Hunter's bigoted opinions.

"but that isn't at all how consent works. Consent has to be given: it isn't assumed that you can have sex with somebody until they withdraw consent."

Yeah man. These players need to shut the fuck up so I can masturbate to them violently colliding with each other without having to be aware of their "agendas."

God Telltale needs a new engine ASAP.