I played Horace Vandergelder in a seventh grade production of this show, but they gave almost all my solos to other ppl since I really can’t sing. (and yes, I am a woman. I don’t think any guys auditioned).

I got an 100 dollar purse for my birthday (I actually got a good deal on AmazonPrime day! I think I am the only one). It replaced a souvenir from a Venice trip that I am 99% sure was made in China. I love that it is real leather and that it stands up, and that it’s large enough to fit essentials+ but not too large…

Aquaphor. It’s on the more expensive side, but I think it’s great.

Try something motivating, like classes such as FireKitty suggests below, or something like the app, Zombies, Run! Couch to 5K which I loved and totally got me off the couch.

In addition to everything you said, it also literally makes no sense, since we are talking about places with stalls, right? Is the sink area an inherently more vulnerable area than anywhere else (outside of transwomen being harassed for just being there)? Has that been explained?

But he also harassed people. That’s not protected speech, right?

These headlines are the worst! Headlines used to, you know, actually tell you what the article is about. “’One-in-a-million triplets’ are so rare because the egg has to divide twice.” There a headline, and also no surprises; that’s exactly what I though happened.

I’d guess that Jez readers are angrier than most about injustice. I am also angrier than 50 %

Agree with the airport, but my tshirt didn't work for milking; I think it was just as confusing as the Babette since it was in the third person!

My sister collected Harry Potter books from around the world, and SHOCKER, not all of the Harrys looked like the one on the original book. And the Harry of the movies didn’t look like the one on the cover of the books. It’s so strange to me that people think that characters as defined by the secondary media…

<3 We can hang out here! I didn’t pack enough t-shirts, so I wore the “Written Pyramids’ Getting Married Shirt” to breakfast several days in a row the week after our wedding (like a mini moon? With sheva brachot (dinner parties: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheva_Bra…)) and my friend (the sister of the one who made…

For my wedding (there’s this performance/inside joke part) my friend made shirts that said “Babette Ate Oatmeal” “faux poes foes” “Rory’s going to Yale” and “Written Pyramids is getting married” it was AMAZING

This HAS to be satire. Right? Right????

Dear Republicans,

I ALSO STILL HAVE RHINOKEY, but as a small action figure and I have no idea how I acquired it. Rhinokey and Bumblelion have just been in my bedroom for as long as I can remember. (Yes, they are in my grown-up apartment too).

Molly, the American Girl Doll. My mom didn’t let me get her until I was eight, and I totally looked down on my sisters who got theirs when they were younger (both had Samantha) since they obviously didn’t appreciate them as much.

This whole thing cracks me up. A sister of my close friend only had sibs as bridesmaids (again, see above, I apparently don’t know what a bridesmaid is actually supposed to do) and gave out pins that said “inner circle” to the girls that would have been bridesmaids if she had had a larger wedding party and had wanted…

Yeah, I also didn’t choose dresses for my sisters and sisters-in-law. I chose a color that I figured would be easy (navy), but I fully expect to be a bridesmaid only once more—at my sister’s wedding (one got married 4 months before me) because my friends don’t have non-family bridesmaid anymore because it’s annoying…

Yeah, I am starting to think that according to all of this I didn’t have a “bridal party” either and tat we just reshape the titles “bridesmaid” and “groomsman” for the positions we DO have

Agree. Include all!