Punching Jack Gleeson in the face would not be good. Telling him you want to punch him would be okay, though.

Argh! You beat me to the Lenin joke!

Understands sarcasm. Likes animals. Not a bad person (encompasses not misogynistic, not abusive, no anger issues, etc, etc, etc). Bonus points: Geeky. Fits my standards of attractiveness.

If you had said that to me when I was ten, I would have eaten yogurt until I was blue in the face.

There's no need for special brogurt. Michael Westin eats yogurt.

I would totally watch that movie.

My parents gave me a Human Sexuality textbook and signed the permission slip for sex ed in middle school. I was just glad I never had to admit I knew 90% from the Internet.

From the look of the picture, he's going to be drawn and quartered.

I can't help but feel they could have picked a better author to be read naked. Lovecraft is creepy.

When I get old enough to have white hair, I'm going to dye it green. Then in my free time, I'm going to see in trees at the park and tell anyone who notices me that I'm a tree spirit.

I would, too, as long as it was filmed like the "nuclear wessels" scene.

Pastrami, thanks.

Oops. *cough* Yeah, maybe I should have read that first rather than going with the summary.

Dolphins are the frat boys of the sea. They'll keep a female from her family and prevent her from eating until she lets them rape her. They kill babies for fun- porpoise babies, whale babies, shark babies, dolphin babies. In fact, males will kill dolphin babies so the mother will be more interested in sex with them.

Green-growing-thing?

I'm sure they would have been glad to strangle you with those braids instead.

That has to be difficult to walk in...

Agreed.

She's lovely, but why is she wearing a trash-bag corset?

Short but perfect.