Modern Hebrew came to be in the 1800s. It pulls from all sorts of stuff. Appearing to discount it as a language was, however, wrong of me. Apologies.

Does "bigotry" only count when leveled against "non-orthodox Jews?"

It's not "their language." That shit was lost. I'd like to get out of military service for swinging a sword or growing a potato, but that'd be bullshit, too.

I think you're reaching.

I don't have a lot of patience for religious zealots. The fact that they actively seek to speak their own version of pig-latin instead of the lingua franca doesn't help.

Maybe television isn't your thing.

Put the backwards-ass mofos on the frontlines.

I can read and write in my own made-up language, too.

I have never known anyone like you. Or anyone like anyone you know. And no one I know knows anyone like you. And no one I know knows anyone like anyone you know.

What I find more unrealistic is Hannah's complete lack of self-awareness in most situations. All situations, maybe. And no, it's not endearing.

My wife had a nice Leatherman a friend gave her. TSA in Washington DC took it. I don't think it even had a blade on it.

Do they... do they think their car has super-powers?

If I had a dollar for every time I've been accosted by strippers, I'd have a few of my dollar bills back.

I hate to agree, but you're right.

That's not a Swiss Army knife.

He's trying to get back to his Legends of the Fall days.

I just don't understand why you're trying to undercut the significance of a number of photos that tell a very clear story.

Eating anything this guy makes would almost certainly lead to an early death.

I could have sworn I told you the difference between "then" and "than" just yesterday.

Thanks for the info, Dr. Canada!